Monday, June 2, 2008

Deadline Completed !!!The Assignment:
25 Books,
30 pages each (plus cover illustrations)
775 pages total.
all due in 6 months !!!!

Sound impossible?
Well I'm here to tell you it's not !!!

With the help of my good friend Richard I've just completed the project and it looks fantastic. I can't wait to show it to you guys.

I wish I could have chronicled the whole thing but unfortunately time simply did not permit. I know, I know so much for the daily posts but never fear I'm back and I've got a ton new stuff to share.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Wow Seem to Be Needing My Glasses More and More


I never used to use my glasses all that much. Sure I squinted a bit at the small type but I got by. Mostly just used them when I was tired. Weird thing is the more I used them the more I needed them. Pretty soon I was hooked. Now I'm just another glasses junky looking for my glasses fix.

Hey man, I can stop anytime I want.... really...



PS. Lottery update: 23 winnings for a grand total of $19,795,500.00

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Today in the News....


In today's headlines the self proclaimed winningest man in lottery history... With 19 unclaimed prizes to date it certainly looks like he is on his way to the record books,
Back to you Jane.....

Thanks Dick, In other news email spam has reached an all time high this week leaving internet companies uncertain how to slow the steadily increasing volumes. Internet users reported unusually high volumes of so called "scam-spam".

Monday, October 29, 2007

Visited the dealership today.



Hmmm... I just can't decide. I'll take them both.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Lottery Winner...AGIAN!!!!


I can't believe it. Since my last entry I've won the Cancun Lucky 7, the Irish Lottery AND the Brittish lottery AGAIN !!! All total it looks like I've made about $4,687,950. I've got to be the luckiest man alive. It has to be some kind of a sign.

That does it, tomorrow I quit the day job and go on a spending spree. Sky's the limit.
No holds barred. Shop till you drop.....

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Read em and Weep...



Went down to the bank today and had a little chat with the branch manager. He couldn't believe my good fortune, even after I showed him the email (Lucky for me I brought along my printouts).

If I didn't know any better I think he might even have been a little jealous. I mean at first he wouldn't even consider opening my account for the deposits but eventually my persistence paid off and he saw the light....I guess it was just perseverance and good old fashioned logic that convinced him in the end... That and the five spot I slid across his desk. I guess those guys just aren't used to getting tips. You should have seen the look on his face. Oh well, like they say money talks.

Won't he be surprised when, by this time next week, the first couple of million start rolling in? I can't wait to see the look on his face.

Friday, October 26, 2007

UK LOTTERY and More !!!!


You're probably wondering where I've been ...Well I've got great news everyone!!! Looks like I'm the lucky winner of the UK Lottery...I mean really, want to talk about luck? That's 7 times in a row... in the last month alone. I mean that's got to be a record or something, right?

Okay, now I'm not supposed to tell you this...so don't say anything... but there's this dude in Nigeria... kind of sad story really. I guess his whole family died in this terrible plane crash. Luckily I'm the only guy he can trust right now. So that's pretty cool. I mean what are the odds??? Anyway if I let him use my bank account to deposit his last 30 million dollars he's going to let me keep 10% for my troubles. You know, when he gets here to the US.

I better get busy now...got to let my bank know I'm going to be depositing some pretty large sums of cash. I hope I don't get that slow teller this time.

Be sure to check back next week to see how I spend my winnings.

See yah real soon,
Bob

PS. Now if there were only a way to find Viagra or Cialis online cheap I'd be all set.