Friday, October 26, 2007

UK LOTTERY and More !!!!


You're probably wondering where I've been ...Well I've got great news everyone!!! Looks like I'm the lucky winner of the UK Lottery...I mean really, want to talk about luck? That's 7 times in a row... in the last month alone. I mean that's got to be a record or something, right?

Okay, now I'm not supposed to tell you this...so don't say anything... but there's this dude in Nigeria... kind of sad story really. I guess his whole family died in this terrible plane crash. Luckily I'm the only guy he can trust right now. So that's pretty cool. I mean what are the odds??? Anyway if I let him use my bank account to deposit his last 30 million dollars he's going to let me keep 10% for my troubles. You know, when he gets here to the US.

I better get busy now...got to let my bank know I'm going to be depositing some pretty large sums of cash. I hope I don't get that slow teller this time.

Be sure to check back next week to see how I spend my winnings.

See yah real soon,
Bob

PS. Now if there were only a way to find Viagra or Cialis online cheap I'd be all set.

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