Read em and Weep...

Went down to the bank today and had a little chat with the branch manager. He couldn't believe my good fortune, even after I showed him the email (Lucky for me I brought along my printouts).

If I didn't know any better I think he might even have been a little jealous. I mean at first he wouldn't even consider opening my account for the deposits but eventually my persistence paid off and he saw the light....I guess it was just perseverance and good old fashioned logic that convinced him in the end... That and the five spot I slid across his desk. I guess those guys just aren't used to getting tips. You should have seen the look on his face. Oh well, like they say money talks.

Won't he be surprised when, by this time next week, the first couple of million start rolling in? I can't wait to see the look on his face.

UK LOTTERY and More !!!!

You're probably wondering where I've been ...Well I've got great news everyone!!! Looks like I'm the lucky winner of the UK Lottery...I mean really, want to talk about luck? That's 7 times in a row... in the last month alone. I mean that's got to be a record or something, right?

Okay, now I'm not supposed to tell you this...so don't say anything... but there's this dude in Nigeria... kind of sad story really. I guess his whole family died in this terrible plane crash. Luckily I'm the only guy he can trust right now. So that's pretty cool. I mean what are the odds??? Anyway if I let him use my bank account to deposit his last 30 million dollars he's going to let me keep 10% for my troubles. You know, when he gets here to the US.

I better get busy now...got to let my bank know I'm going to be depositing some pretty large sums of cash. I hope I don't get that slow teller this time.

Be sure to check back next week to see how I spend my winnings.

See yah real soon,
Bob

PS. Now if there were only a way to find Viagra or Cialis online cheap I'd be all set.